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Zoerner 2018

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Presidential Candidate Caught Doing Drugs!

April 2, 2018

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Can you spot the problem? Luke, running for President (He wouldn't release his Political Party's Name), was caught doing drugs. Obviously, someone under the influence, wouldn't take the American public very seriously. Carly, the press secretary of the party, posted this picture on her SnapChat, openly letting America know how seriously they actually take the election. These types of people don't care about the well being of America. Don't make the mistake of voting for a President like this. Make a smart choice America, vote Zoerner.

Zach Kerbs

April 17, 2018

Zach Kerbs attempts to assault our vice presidential candidate, Jordan Medina, at

9:45 AM on April 17th.

Kerbs' response to the incident: "I was aiming for her head."

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